The Big Jewel is now permanently closed to submissions. We hope to maintain the existing online archive as long as there is any demand for it. Many thanks to all of our contributors and would-be contributors over the years. We are forever in your debt. Good luck to all of you!
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Totally get it!
Can’t wait to read more.
I’ve been looking for an outlet for short, humorous pieces that isn’t crude or raunchy or just dumb. I think you might be it.
Well. So there you are. And you’re every bit as cute as I’d always heard unicorns are, despite that big hook on your schnoz. I’ve read a bit of you and realize why you’re so rare. Well done!!
I’ve been looking for a publication that features more sophisticated humor than that found in The New Yorker’s “Shouts and Murmurs.” I hope The Big Jewel is it.
Just wanted to get on the update list. Check!
Is it acceptable to give only our town and not the actual street address?
Yes.